Panned Picture.

Even if it is supposed to be just a trophy, it makes me feel really awkward.  I knew my eyes and nose were big, but c'mon!  And where did Mario's neck or mouth go?  Why do my pupils look like...that- and there's no way my nostrils are that big!  Seriously, why do I even HAVE this photo?!?

World Warp.

Hmm...trying to remember the last time I visited Hyrule besides in a race.  Where did they get that photograph of Peach?

The Great Outdoors.

I'm kidding.  Okay, sort of.  They turned into baseball equipment.  Don't ask how, just roll with it.  Really.

Outstanding Outfits.

At least that's what I think.  Now to convince Mario...

Zipping Through.

Well, this is awkward.  For some reason, Blogger won't let me post anything here.  The uploader seems broken.  Hmm...well, if you want to see today's pic, check it out here.


Mario wanted to go for a long run that day, so I gave it all I had.  Apparently we can go pretty fast.  I didn't actually know until that day just how fast.

Painful Memories.

That hurt.  I don't like this picture at all.  It's embarrassing and reminds me of a painful experience.  You'll notice the saddle (or shell if you prefer) on my back is almost falling off.  I don't know why or how, but I'm thinking it had something to do with hitting the ground.  Ouch.

In Place, Different Space.

This was a fun ceremony.  We haven't had many like it, though.  I guess Cranky's too busy.  I should email him about that sometime.

Present and Unaccounted for.

Camouflage Level:  Mastery, if I do say so myself.

Laughable Lava.

I wish I could walk across magma like Poochy.  He doesn't even need shoes!

Not as Expected.

Serves me right for giving someone my phone and asking them to snap a nice picture without telling them to adjust the in-app filters.  Oh well.

Karting Through!

It's fun to look at what racing used to be like.  My kart was kind of a clunker then, hard to turn, kind of slow, not at all easy to balance.  Now we do flips and antigravity driving...kind of amazing, when I think about it.

Pipe Dream.

I'm beginning to wonder how I can look so different in so many picture.  I guess it's because I just keep changing.  When you think about it, that's really not so bad, but I spend so much time worrying about it.  I really don't need to, though, because in the end, it's all going to turn out just great.

Give It All You've Got!

Even when you aren't doing something exciting, you are actually doing something.  Think about that!  Even if you don't enjoy it, you are actively participating in life!  That's pretty wonderful!

Finishing Well.

I like this picture from the Olympics.  Even though it's just one of the events I was in, it reminds me that whatever you start, you should determine to complete.

Sock It to Me.

A summary of the soccer games I play.

Why That Way?

I have a long sticky tongue.  Mario can throw fire and ice.  Both of us have excellent jumping capabilities.  Yet we still had a goofy looking shotgun for dealing with Bowser's baddies.  I still don't get it.

Cat Coupe.

I know, I know.  It's Princess Peach.  But the suit doesn't give her opposable thumbs!  How is she still winning?

Professional Cover-Up.

Thanks a lot Nintendo.  Now I know what it's like to be Mike Wazowski.

Title Toss.

I'm sorry.  That's basically the worst pun I've ever come up with (and that's saying something).

Well Done Fun.

There's something wonderful about having just accomplished what you set out to do.  I guess the lesson is to always finish what you start.

The BBC Effect.

I just...shouldn't watch TV.  Ever.

The Fight Begins When?

Nobody actually looks fierce in this photo.  I think Luigi was trying, but I appear to be staring off into space.  Peach might be doing some step in the Macarena for all I know, and Daisy...no idea how to interpret that, frankly.  It's not like the Mega Sledge Bro (who desperately needs a shorter name) looks all that much more engaged, though.  Basically we all look like we're at some sort of party or something.  Wait...

Avoiding Negative Behavior.

I found this posted on a telephone pole once.  Slightly inaccurate, since I don't die (obviously) when I run off of a cliff, but I still laughed pretty hard.

Dress for the Weather.

Sorry about the terrible pun.  This picture was taken a while back, and it's kind of amusing to me because I don't usually carry an umbrella, so I'm not sure why I had one here.  Wait...now I do!  I was doing my best impression of Mary Poppins.  I still wish I could be "practically perfect in every way."

Same But Different.

Funny how photography has changed.  My old pictures look so pixelated compared with my more modern memories.  I wonder if there's some sort of coincidence involved...

Barging Through.

There you have it.  Mario likes mushrooms, I prefer not trampling things.

Brightened Up.

This picture was taken right as I obtained a pair of wings and the ability to shoot fire breath.  I didn't know I looked like that until someone else showed me.  Kind of pretentious, isn't it?

Unlikable Lenses.

I don't believe I can properly summarize how awkward this photo makes me feel.  It was about as close as I ever came to trying to be "cool".  It just looks stupid, frankly.  At any rate, I only tried it for a day.

Almost Ready!

I love this picture.  It was taken right before the other Yoshis and I went on another adventure.  I like to savor moments like those, the calms before the action begins.

Accolade Made.

Although we might sometimes forget what it was for.  This one was actually an award for doing well in a video game...Super Mario Bros: Lost Levels, I think it was.